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Rach: (yanks my belt away) No! I’m
going to play jingle bells on the bondage belt you whore!
Sadies, Ash, and Lissers: Shawaa!
Ashley: Group hug! (Kelly, Ash and I link
one of our hands together)
Chrissy: Sushi!
Sadies: Nieshi!
Melissa:(Melissa lets go of the wheel and Sadies
trys to steer it from the passenger seat.) "NO DON'T
TOUCH IT!!! I wanna see if it goes off the road!!!
Ashley, Sadies, Melissa, Rach, and Myself: (singing
to a Chirsmas song) Ding fries are done! Ding fries are done! Would you like an apple pie with that? Would you like
an apple pie with that?
Cassie: (Pokes at Autumn's lip ring) What is that? Can I take it?
Ashley: (about alternative realities) Of all the realitys why the FUCK did I chose this
one!
Rach: I'm having a heart attack cause my boobs hurt! *Pauses.* Oh wait I'm better now..
Me:(To Rach, playing with a McD's apple pie) Why are you squeasing my pie?
Mrs.E: Its always good to have an Italian in your room.
Travis: I don't wish you luck. I wish you mental health, but I guess thats diffrent.
Ashely: Whats wrong with your ears? *Starts playing with them*
Me: *Gives her a weird look* Oh! They're pointed, like elf ears. I can wiggle them too
Andrew: Do you have a lighter?
Me(non smoker): Of course I have a lighter I burn down houses for a living dont ya know.
Sadies: Why are you hopping?
Me: I'm practicing jumping off a bridge.
Sadies (on driving in Keokuk) This way looks safe this way looks like death.. Lets go the death Way!
Nick: No tengo los doritos.
Nick:cus im older than you, and in japan you would have to call me Nick-sama
Mic: "Oh man, The lizard man is gonna kick my ass!"
Christ: Hey, do you know that if you move 100 miles to your left its your birthday?
Christ: Evan's got a Jew Fro. (Evan: A Jewish college buddy of christ)
Christ: Oh my god! She killed Kelly!
Rose: Christ, My tv died. I have the stare of death, My car died in a cemetery and now my cable dies on my birthday!
Rose: Hey Mary, do you know what today is?
Mary: It's Celebrating Administrations and Secritary day.
Rose: Yes, yes it is.
Stephanie: (to freshmen preps) For the last time I do not worship Satan! I'm an Atheist!
Mary: I supose it really doesn't help when you run up and down the halls shouting "Satan! Come back Satan!"
Steph: (pouting) I don't shout...
Rose: I'm gonna go jump off... (*pauses and realises she lives in Iowa*) Something...
(On playing the game 'If you were____ what would you be)
Ashie: If you were a shap what shape would you be?
Rose: A pentagon because Im top secret baby!
Ashie: alota girls said they where rectagles because their tall and skinny. But if you flip them on their side they're short
and fat!
Ashie: I said I'd be one of those squiggly circles that no one knows what the fuck they are because you cant really define
me.
(Jesus Theme) God will smite me. Watch the Jesus Vid on Mic's Myspace http://www.myspace.com/michealhaley
Ashie: It's holy water.
Sadies: Its Jesus Juice.
Christ (chris): "For Fuckin' Real?"
Mic (complaining to my voicemail): My God, pick up your phone! JesusChristFuck. OMG, You're such a Jerk! You're probably watching
The Crow.. and sacrificing kittens.. and eatting children.... .... Or you could be spending time with your family considering
it's easter..
Raise your hand if the first is most likely.
Mrs. Burgin (spanish teacher): I pretend I'm just stupid. And some people tend to believe it.
Rose:Dad found God.
Sadise: Oh yeah were was he?
Ashley: Between a rock and a hard place.
Rose: Or he's been stuck behind that door for 2,000 years when they rolled over when they went back for the body.
Ashie: Well you're no better!
Mic: Omg thats so Haleyin!
Cassey: (holding up a dead biology frog) Kiss him, he might turn into a prince.
Rose: Sure a *dead* prince.
(Nathan G. climbs into the loft backstage that has been titled "Heaven")
Rose: So Nathan, whats heaven like?
Nathan G: (pauses and looks around at the clutter) Overrated.
Cassie - "You better come over or I'll put a hex on you too!"
(After Ashie made remarks about Andrew being a fairy.)
Brittany (not knowing fairy meant gay): I don't know, how would
Andrew look with wings?
(Note to reader: Andrew is a BIG tough guy)
Rose: I've need to break out my black and Decker and screw my wall
Sadies -What's Doty's last name?
Sadies: Now this is my theory. Bobby wouldn't cheat on me with Melissa because I know what would have actually happened is
Melissa THREW herself on Bob. And thats not Cheating thats getting molested!"
Me: Bob whats your take on this?
Bobby: Get'er done.
Ashley- Why is it we always talk about the sickest things *after* we eat lunch?
Sarah: I'm nobody's whore. I'm nobody's bitch. I'm not even anybody's girlfriend.
Kelly: I thought you had a boyfriend though.
Sarah: We're just acquaintances, acquaintances with feelings.
Rose: I think I have insomnia.
Sadies: Really? I kinda always thought you had insomnia.
Trav: (opening the door to the theater) Oh, I guess I should have opened the car door too, that would have been rather gentalmanly
of me wouldn't it?
Mom: (Knows that Sadies and I did something she just doesn't know what.) You and Sadies had sex didn't you! That's it!
Sadies: I'm Anti-Loser.
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